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Showing posts with label angelina jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label angelina jolie. Show all posts

Thursday, October 29, 2009

A dude looking for a babe roommate

I saw a lot of advertisements looking for roommate. So I create my own list here.

A dude looking for a babe roommate!

Requirements for three types of roommate:

TYPE 1

1. Sexy



2. Like parties
3. Fashionable
4. Wild
5. Lazy
6. Love this song - I wanna I wanna touch you...
7. Favorite color - Yellow

Are you the one?
Call me now: 016 XXX XXXX
_________________

TYPE 2

1. Milo tin also ok


2. Hate parties
3. A little bit outdated
4. Conservative
5. Hardworking
6. Love this song - Forever love...forever love...
7. Favorite color - Blue

Call me: 019 XXX XXXX
__________________

TYPE 3

1. Outlook is not that important but must be beautiful la (wtf!!!)


2. Fun and shy shy one
3. So-so dressing
4. Like to argue with people but sympathetic
5. Loyal
6. Love this song - If I were a boy, I would date 10 girls out...
7. Favorite color - Red

Call: 012 XXX XXXX
___________________


Last but not least

Need insurance coverage?




Call 010 XXX XXXX

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Why guys and gals alike like to see/peep/look at woman's breasts?

This will be a very short and simple post. Have you ever wondered why guys and gals like to see/peep/look at woman's breasts? Allow me to ask you some questions.



Ok, where did you just look at? Be honest! No gift for dishonesty.


Again, where did you see? Why??? Ok, see clearly the next picture!


Ok, how bout this? Did you look at his breasts? I bet you look at his ketiak/armpit!


Woww, this is a very nicely taken picture of Lin Zhi Ling! Ok, back to the original question! Where did you just scan through? If you are still blur blur, try the last piece!


Ok, this is the last test! Where did ya see?



So, why guys and gals alike like to see/peep/look at woman's breasts? The answer is short and simple.

"Its their longlost familiarity! They were breastfed once born. Thats why they got a warm feeling about it! You cant blame them." - twitter/orrlang


Do you have any opinion about this? What do you think?